Sunday, August 23, 2009

New Twist On An Old Classic

The cuddly fuzzy bunny says___. The furry squirrel goes____.
The threatened fire ant exclaims "____!" as it injects its mandibles full of poisonous flesh rotting venom into lil' "Jenny's ankle that only antibiotics will cure (hope her parents have good health insurance!). "____!" goes the electric eel "___, ___!" says the Pacific Northwest Mule Deer! The lethargic hermit crab says_____ , as she crawls along the warm Texas gulf coastline on a lazy, breezy summer's eve. Momma Plankton goes "____,_____,____!" as she puts her five hundred thousand offspring to bed. "___! ____!" goes Mr. Diamondback Terrapin in proud fashion. "____'' says grumpy & highly toxinous Mr. Japanese puffer fish!

Yes my offspring are very well adjusted. Why do you ask? ;0)

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