Captains Log- Stardate: 060409. Crew experiencing unexplainable lift in spirits during early morning commute to salt mines aboard transportation vessel. Docked for morning donuts at 0700 hours outside of Neutral Zone as to avoid any Romulan detection/confrontation.None of above stated however accounts for crew's origins of excessive joy.
Should note crew retired to quarters early last evening for hearty night's rest but can safely dismiss as root of morning's euphoria.
Careful deduction would also negate benefits of crew's recent dietary changes-fresh kelp from sanctuary moons of Trinoxidevlbenovvvianeespz.
Nonetheless, logic would dictate not to dismiss immediate upcoming sabbatical from salt mine responsibilities for following summer months as cause of celebration. More data would need to be accumulated to develop substantial working theory however.
Will continue to monitor situation closely as crew adjusts to new schedule involving 0.000 early mornings, aggressive consumption of sugar coated cereals, & frequent viewings of strange porous life form who exclusively refers to himself as "Spongebob."
Over & out.
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